A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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a

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Six million.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Your mom.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Anti Joke

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