- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

Hi Jacob You cool

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

123 Main street

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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