- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Hippopatomous!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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