Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

women have rights

A horse cantered into a bar.

The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did the child step on a ball?

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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