why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Ha

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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