How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Can I touch it?

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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wnba

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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