- Anti Joke

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

Why? Because!

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes