- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

women's rights

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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