- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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