i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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knock knock

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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Penis!

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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