Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

women's rights.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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