Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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My mom just died....

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A jew go out of a bar

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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