What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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It says so on your cap.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A black man walks into a book store.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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