A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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