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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

What abou three times

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

womens rights

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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