- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Your mom

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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