- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

whats long and black? a baton

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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