Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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