Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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My mom just died....

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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