Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Land Rovers

osama bin ladens hiding spot

what do gay people eat?? food

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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