What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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cms.......?????

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why was Timmy sad?

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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