What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Asians

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Anti Joke

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