What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Roses are red Violets are penis

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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