Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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