Blonde Entrepeneurs

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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