- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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