What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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