how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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women

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How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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