Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Obama

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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( o Y o )

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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