- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What looks like half an apple? The other half.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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