- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Nathan Gooderson.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

this is a joke

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Dozer has a soul

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

im a selling a car

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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