- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Sex. That is all.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Women Voting

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

you will die someday

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What flys? A fly

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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