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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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