Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Hello

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Good.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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GAY PEOPLE

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