Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Pickles

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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A seal walks into a club.

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I'm Jewish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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