Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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balls in ya mouf

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no u

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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