how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

planking.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

joe diragi makes paul look straight

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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