What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, Max!!

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

wanna hear a joke. i do to

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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