- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

An asian walks out of math class

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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