When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Canida

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This is not a good joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

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Wats a joke?

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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the guy below me is gay

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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