How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What is a question?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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