The WNBA

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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A van drives into a car.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Your mom goes to college

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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minorities.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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