yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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9:11 make a wish

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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sweaty black guy

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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