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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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My butt!!!!

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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okay.....

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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your face.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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