- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

I LIKE TURLES.

your mother is so lesbian

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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