- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

George Bush.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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