Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Covietz has a large penis

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Write your own

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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The Economy

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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The WNBA.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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