What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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I dislike old people.

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women's rights

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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what time is it rape time

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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