- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

penis that is all

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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