- Anti Joke

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Obama.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Chaney is a dumb b****

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Did you know?

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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The Anti Joke Book

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Obama.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

96

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Chaney is a dumb b****

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Did you know?

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence